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【蘋果日報2006-12-11】

7歲多的吳煒雄昨日穿上有魔術貼的球鞋,原來是因為他不懂得綁鞋帶。吳太笑說兒子現在學習綁鞋帶似乎年紀太輕,計劃明年兒子升讀三年級時才教他綁鞋帶,暫時會繼續穿有魔術貼的鞋,「其實都試過畀佢綁帶鞋,但佢綁得唔好,咁咪費事,橫掂有得魔術貼。」

假如你看了這篇報導, 不需要太氣結; 因為吳小朋友7歲學習綁鞋帶的確是年紀太輕; 這些所謂中鏟家庭或專業人士的家庭, 在子女未學識行之前, 要先學識所有高尚的嗜好… 以免被其他同學(家長)取笑。

在需要兒女爭氣的社會, 專家建議1歲的小朋友可學習小提琴或彈鋼琴, 2歲不妨開始打哥爾夫球(切勿打driving range!因為太平民), 3歲可以學習法文(je suis riche), 4歲可以飲紅酒及食雪茄…

但並不建議在餘生學習基本的技能, 假設你先學綁鞋帶或正確使用筷子, 請先承認你是低下層, 或無大志!

2 Comments

  1. Candy Mok says:

    That’s so true. The kids from the Hong Kong middle class families have started learning at least 2 languages and variety types of music instruments as earlier as two years old. They are very intelligent and smart in school…Just hope that they shall contribute what they have learned and brought something fun to our society in the nearly future.Candy

  2. Dilman says:

    我唔知到底係我好彩 (唔駛學咁多野), 定係個世界變得快到小朋友要未學行先學走……

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